Don't ever comment on his size! A guy once asked me about the size of his cock, and I thought I was giving him a compliment by saying it was pretty good (and his face lit up), but then I was honest and said that it wasn't the biggest one I'd ever had - as soon as the words left my lips I saw his face fall as he was completely crushed, I felt so guilty. Since then I've always lied - it might not be honest but it whats they want to hear!

 

A little deeper, yup, that's just how my daddy does it when he......oops!

 

Your brother told me you we good at bj's

 

The rash will clear up soon.

 

It was dripping puss yesterday

 

Should I feel something?

 

Was I suppose to put this rubber thing on something?

 

You have an ass like your grandma

 

Is it in me yet?

 

Wow how small is your cock

 

I think we should paint the ceiling.

 

I thought you said you was going to shave down there, you're more hairier than me.

 

I need a 2x4 tied on my ass. Keep falling in.

 

Oooops....

 

You ride my cock better than my last girlfriend, you get 5 stars for that.

 

Oh damn this is such a mistake.

 

damn your momma is better

 

You can't see me because it's dark, but really, I'm 83.

 

I thought we discussed no pet snakes in the bed, when you're riding me..

 

At your age, that can no longer be called baby fat.